AFRO's windiesfans.com inbox fuh the WICB

[howzdat]

This is AFRO's windiesfans.com inbox fuh the WICB, to be attended as and when the owner deems necessary. None ah we got the right to call upon AFRO's attention to it. I simply can't emphasise this POINT strongly enough to you all. Please do pay attention, hi yaga!

Oh look the box owner reach. Hello AFRO.

[howzdat]

Dear AFRO, No reply yet on my voluntary work offer? Never mind. Just in case i need provide more examples of my resourcefulness (to clinch the deal) please see more examples of my initiative in fulfilling my civic responsibility to the Caribbean peoples here on windiesfans.com; and i do all of this from cyberspace!

Just imagine the wonders I'd be able to perform when actually in office! Please AFRO, continue to do your best on my behalf! God bless you always! Btw I don't need air-conditioning in the office as I prefer to have the windows open; shooting crap into the breeze is one of my favourite pastimes.

T'anks howzdat

Amen.

PS. Am looking forward to meeting with Dame Pearlette Louisy ... and dare i say it, most of all your very good self! oooohhhhhh this inbox got me so excited!!!

[Googley]

shooting crap into the breeze is one of my favourite pastimes.

please make sure that goes on your resume when you send it in to SkuntFro and the new admin!

This is a key qualification for the position you are seeking. Thus, expect a lot of competition from other possible candidates!!

[howzdat]

Yes Googley, dis is a most coveted posting and is dog eat dog fuh get it. However, I AM the pacesetter! No-one prior to me has indicated "crap shooting into the breeze" amongst their most invaluable QUALIFICATIONS fuh de role. So you eat your heart out! The whole www following this inbox can testify to that!

AFRO, just like YOU, I too make every effort to inculcate within myself the motto: "Leaders tread fearlessly upon the paths that others merely follow" And it is YOUR access to the WICB that i seek to emulate.

Regards

howzdat

(allyuh better try harder!)

[howzdat]

AFRO ....? You aint Fire De Wuk, have you?

[howzdat]

AFRO ....? You aint Fire De Wuk, have you?

Is 1 week since AFRO done any housekeeping on dis inbox! AFRO, is weh yuh deh? Like you got a special wuk as de WICB delegate at dese games? I can't see hide nor hair of you in dese parts since I give you dem few shillings for you see about a wuk for me like what you gat!

I was too trusting and 'tupid to insist pon a receipt But if is no job; I want every last cent back in my pocket.

AFRO, yuh see Ramdin mek a century today? You think you can put in a word for he be the next WI captain?! As i write Ramdin lick a 6,4,6,4 as a mark of his credentials.

AFRO?! AFRO?! Is weh yuh deh!

[Googley]

Afro, the Skunte gone wid Hunte!

[howzdat]

AFRO i hear a body asking for information about :

wicb Pay Scale
a scale that outlines all up in there who gets wat..from President to CEO, to coach and players..physio, media man, to the cleaners and porters...

Yuh can help we out with the info? Thanks in advance.

Regards

howzdat

[AFRO]

I DON'T KNOW!!.. SO DON'T ASK!!

[howzdat]

AFRO, what a relief! At least we can be assured dat yuh aint fire de wuk!