CHANDERPAUL: Changes His Name To Chooka-Paul

[Pandit Rajaram]

Shivnarine Chanderpaul has officially changed his name to Shivnarine CHOOKA-PAUL!

Shiv could not have chosen a more apt name than CHOOKA-PAUL!

On a dead galle wicket during the recently completed 1st test against Sri Lanka Shiv faced 106 balls and scored only 32 runs---that's a miserable, piss poor strike rate of 30.

SHIV WILL GO DOWN IN HISTORY AS THE WORLD'S GREATEST GREATEST CHOOKA.

That's the only thing he will ever be great as as a batsman.

THE WORLD'S GREATEST CHOOKA!

And so let me congratulate Shiv on his name change.

SHIV CHANDERPAUL TO SHIV CHOOKA-PAUL.


By the way, Shiv barely passed 9000 test runs in his last innings---but his test average dropped to 49.18

Congrats on reaching 9000 Chooka-paul.

Hopefully by the year 2020 you'll reach 10,000.

Pandit Rajaram

[Musashi]

Very Funny

So you were the man of stats at sissycom.

Good to finally meet both parties that were banned .

I see the other party taking apart the T&TCB.

Why would someone ban you two will always be a mystery to me .You both are assets by the threads .

When one have diamonds you dont throw it away to keep charcoal.

[socafighter]

Hey pandit

Waz up ?

I had some bijan chooka, tomato chooka with bus up shot roti , it was good at a Mandir in Ottawa recently.

It was amazing .hmmmmmmmm, had to eat it on a big fig leaf .

[BallOil]

Pandit....I think you are a being a bit harsh on Shiv. The man just achieved the 9K milestone and only the second West Indian player and 10th in the world to do so . The Tiger will give you something special in the second test...

[Googley]

Panditji vex that Shiv TigerPaul wasted an opportunity to make hay while the sun shines. However, what Panditji didnt realize is that Shivster achieved his goal for that game....getting to 9K!

Fook Sammy and the back stabbing WI!

[BallOil]

Pandit,

What is going on with Shiv?

[Pandit Rajaram]

Pandit,

What is going on with Shiv?

I was busy all day---had a great Thanksgiving----anyway I just checked the scorecard and saw this:

CHOOKA-PAUL CONTINUES TO DO WHAT HE IS GREAT AT----CHOOK!

Chanderpaul 8 runs in 40 balls---a piss poor strike rate of 20.00

Shiv was dismissed chooking---read this:

Mendis to Chanderpaul, OUT, 61.4 mph, got 'em! Mendis has got the big wicket of Chanders, it was the flat and quick one pushed through, he pushed out side the line, and was struck in front of middle and leg, umpire Rauf raises his finger, Chanders has a word with Darren, and walks off without going for a review

Bally---There is nothing wrong with chooka-paul----he has just forgotten how to play normal cricket----his modus operandi is now CHOOK, CHOOK, CHOOK!

The WICB rightfully got rid of Ramnaresh Sarwan because of his piss poor attitude. Shiv needs to stop chooking and make some runs or he will rightfully be sent packing.


Pandit Rajaram

[BallOil]

Agreed! Shiv has to perform before they start looking for some fitter players. Like Boomer seh...Higher standards for some players or em get the boot.

[BallOil]

Pandit...

This could be Shiv's final test on Sri Lanka soil... Will Shiv chook or delivery a ton?

[Pandit Rajaram]

Pandit...

This could be Shiv's final test on Sri Lanka soil... Will Shiv chook or delivery a ton?

Bally:

Most likely Shiv will continue with his chooking in the final test. I'd be shocked if he scores a hundred.

Shiv was right to change his name to CHOOKA-PAUL!

In the 1st innings of the 2nd test Shiv faced 40 balls and made 8 runs. In the 2nd innings he faced 13 balls and couldn't score a single run----DISGRACEFUL BATTING BY CHOOKA=PAUL!

Bally...Ask Shiv's manager Chris to send him an urgent message----stop chooking and start scoring runs.

Listen, if Shiv couldn't score a hundred in the first test on that dead wicket where Gayle scored 333, it's highly unlikely he'll score a hundred in the final test.

If Shiv keeps chooking in the final test the WICB should force him to retire.

The WICB forced the great Lara to retire. Surely they can discard CHOOKA-PAUL!

Pandit Rajaram