Chris Gayle, living it large, scoring nothing ... again.

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Gayle out Adrian Barath in ... Chris Gayle recently living it largely injured ever so often

PS ... and let it be known that there is no rumour about which to query truth quotient, that Chris has pulled out on account of being stricken with anxiety over the lurid headlines and ill-informed opinion that a particular poster on the site was going to be moved to utter if it proved to be more Fayle than Gayle. Good.

Alas, Chris Gayle living it largely injured ever so often and so will contribute 0 to anyone's 2014 Windies Regional Super50 fantasy score on windiesfans.com.

Oh and allyuh don't think that i declined the temptation to tek a look a dat picture Lawd!! What Gil's seh... ... Beg mih pardon, did I observe dat de four ah dem did pass them mouth round pon de same lip-painting stick Back to more unreality

Is how he gonna explain that one to Midifey? He gon seh dat he was drinking a toast for di waters to bruk, bruk, bruk, bruk pon dat lean patch

Anyway for now ah gwan stick to unillustrated craziness at the keyboard. oh, oh somewhere in the twittershpere

Chris Gayle ✔ @henrygayle

Chef serving my goat head soup!! Long live Di King!! Roast Fish - Jerk Pork... Home Cook.

PS: You are reliably informed that no animals were hurt in the imagination and composition of this post; even in the testing of the cosmetic item referred to - all imaginary! Goood!

8688 on Sun Jan 26, 2014 11:32 pm

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Sticking to more illustrated craziness at the keyboard. Somewhere in the twittershpere we can see the following pic of another three TripleCentury lady revellers

But i aint work out yet how to look at it and concur with one tweeter ‏to henrygayle who typed the following

they all look underage...be careful

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I wonder if Gils can?

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Ireland tour of West Indies, 1st T20I: West Indies v Ireland at Kingston, Feb 19, 2014
Ahead of this game, Renaldo Metadeen sportswriter and social media manager for ESPN Caribbean, penned an article from which we can glean that Gayle hopes to find right combination with (Dwayne) Smith. Having won the toss West Indies elected to bat. With 20 minutes to go till game starts we will soon see how they combine. imho West Indies have gambled with this team selection. Game on.

I have a feeling that this one is worth a ball-by-ball following and though am feeling a bit beamish, i mean queasy, ahead of the first ball being bowled I do hope that windies intention to create lots of scoreboard pressure will be realised. Lawd Gayle hit a six fourth ball....
and with the score on 31 Smith is out. observes that the fall of the first windian wicket is an SSS affair: Smith c Sorensen b Stirling.

WICKET! Gayle flicks to long on and is caught by Dockrell off the bowling of Cusack for 18. WI 38/2 (5.3 Ov). Simmons is the new...

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Chris Gayle to score a large T20 something against Ireland? Emphatically NO.

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Gayle top score?

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Counts for nothing on this topic Bally cos is I run t'ings round here so I repeat: Chris Gayle to score a large T20 something against Ireland? Emphatically NO ... in the first game.

Anyway talking about stats of an inconsequential nature, it has been observed that this topic has now achieved more views, 8783, than Chris Gayle has scored ODI runs, 8743
I done tell allyuh that you are completely mad however it is just a forty lead at the moment so I hafi knuckle down and spout more garbage because i know Chris will be even more determined to show that not only can he live it large but can also rise once more as the Don-A-Gorgon with bat in hand. Come on Chris

8783

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Like ah Don....Having fun, Chris? Gayle might be missing the cricket but he's not too worried

Like he is looking at alternatives to relax the stiffness from his back or what? lol Gayle was ruled out of the ODI series due to a stiff

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"Chris will be back," Gibson said. "That will make a huge difference to our approach and how other teams approach us. Chris facing this spin might be a little bit different. He will be in Barbados in the next couple of days getting ready for the T20. All the reports suggest he should be ready. There's been some pretty average batting over the course of the two games. We got out of jail in the first game with Darren Sammy and Dwayne Bravo putting on 100 in 7 overs at the end, but that's not going to happen every day. We need to play better at the top of the order. We played the spin quite well at the World T20 in Sri Lanka two years ago and we know we can play it better than this. We just have to go out and do it. We've got Saqlain Mushtaq in our coaching team and our guys face him in the nets. And if you can play Saqlain, you should be able to handle Joe Root a little bit better. James Tredwell is the main spinner and he hasn't had a lot of wickets. He's bowled tight but he's not spun us out. To be losing wickets at the top of the order to Root and Moeen Ali, well, that hurts a little bit. On the first day, we never expected Root to open the bowling and bowl tight the way he did. So we had a good meeting and discussed it. But to come back and the same thing to happen again in the second game is disappointing for sure."

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Gibson admits that the current top four can't play spin, that he can't understand why they can't, since they face Saqlain in the nets....

He can't wait for Gayle to return, so that he can hit Root out of the attack.

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Wait, wasn't it the same Gayle he wanted out of the team? This chap has no shame...

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Wait, wasn't it the same Gayle he wanted out of the team? This chap has no shame...

reminds you of someone (who posts here)?

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The Jamaican government's tax demands seem to be catching up with some cricketers?

Chris Gayle hurt by 'mercenary' tag (click for more)



"I had bills to pay and all cricketers have the same."