Lawd, is wha kinda language and sentiments allyuh exposing our newer guests to? Shame on allyuh! Btw you ever hear the joke about de Englishman who reach to de police station to report dat, "him cawh keys" been stolen

When de policeman look at him blankly, he beseeched plaintively, "Don't just stand there man, aren't you going to do something about it?"
De policeman look him up and down and seh, "Well sir if you lef you fly open is no wonder yuh cockey get robbed"