How about Stoning as a Motivator?
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Hi Guys, in-light of the unfortunate stoning incident of the West Indies Team bus and the PR/attention it received. I was thinking maybe we should explore the effectiveness of stoning as a motivator. Any valuable contribution is much appreciated.
Note: This is just an exploratory topic and by no means advocating stoning anyone. So if you already have bricks in your hands please drop them now and let’s talk about it.
Note: This is just an exploratory topic and by no means advocating stoning anyone. So if you already have bricks in your hands please drop them now and let’s talk about it.
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"I see it as a good business opportunity.
with the right marketing and industrial strategies I can make a particular stone that is most effective and best for stoning.
I can then steer the politicians I have in my back pocket, to pass a law to make it legal for that stone alone to be used in stoning, the manufacture and sale of which I woud have a monopoly.
I can then get tmy legislators to include stoning under the 3 strikes you out law, so that instead of warehousing the convicted in jail for life we stone them.
we could also add youthful offenders who if deh are stoned early, wont grow up to be a drain on the public purse.
I will get my politicians to make stoning a possible penalty for any crime at all, and the judges I also own, to sentence the convicted to stoning in droves.
man what a business. I go get rich...ah..er! I.. I mean double rich! I mean thrice rich, for I rich twice already!
and stoning could be very green, eco friendly. the stones will be re-usable stones, made in such a way as once stoned deh lose their structure and hardness. but the spent stone can be collected and brought back to stone stores for pennies..yuh know..like beer bottlers to the beer store... to be reflated with hardness"

with the right marketing and industrial strategies I can make a particular stone that is most effective and best for stoning.
I can then steer the politicians I have in my back pocket, to pass a law to make it legal for that stone alone to be used in stoning, the manufacture and sale of which I woud have a monopoly.
I can then get tmy legislators to include stoning under the 3 strikes you out law, so that instead of warehousing the convicted in jail for life we stone them.
we could also add youthful offenders who if deh are stoned early, wont grow up to be a drain on the public purse.
I will get my politicians to make stoning a possible penalty for any crime at all, and the judges I also own, to sentence the convicted to stoning in droves.
man what a business. I go get rich...ah..er! I.. I mean double rich! I mean thrice rich, for I rich twice already!
and stoning could be very green, eco friendly. the stones will be re-usable stones, made in such a way as once stoned deh lose their structure and hardness. but the spent stone can be collected and brought back to stone stores for pennies..yuh know..like beer bottlers to the beer store... to be reflated with hardness"








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