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STICK A FORK IN SHIV CHOOKA-PAUL

Posted: Thu May 12, 2011 3:29 pm
by The Black Prince
He batted like a top notch batsman for his first 20 runs---4 fours.

Then after tea he forgot how to bat and make runs.

CHANDERPAUL BECAME CHOOKA-PAUL AFTER TEA

He made 7 runs facing 400 balls.

BUTTS OPIS & HILLAIRE WERE RIGHT TO DROP SHIV IN ONEDAYERS!

And if he continues with his chooking he should be dropped in tests after the Pakistan series.

Re: STICK A FORK IN CHANDERPAUL

Posted: Thu May 12, 2011 3:39 pm
by Googley
after 20, coach sent in a message that he was batting too fast! :lol:

Re: STICK A FORK IN CHANDERPAUL

Posted: Thu May 12, 2011 3:39 pm
by AFRO
Wasn't you defending the man the other day? :lol:

Re: STICK A FORK IN CHANDERPAUL

Posted: Thu May 12, 2011 3:53 pm
by The Black Prince
AFRO wrote:Wasn't you defending the man the other day? :lol:
Lissen me!

I pride myself in being a very blunt, honest and straightforward man.

Shiv looked solid making his first 20 runs!

He then got himself into a stupid rut----poking and chooking like a big dunce after tea.

SHIV NEVER MAKES RUNS WHEN HE POKES AND CHOOKS.

If he continues with his poking and chooking silliness I say drop his ass in tests also.

Give room for a proven failure like your bwoy Marlon Samuels in the team.


Right now tailender Ravi Rampaul batting positively----Shiv caould learn a thing or two from Ravo regarding batting positively.

Re: STICK A FORK IN CHANDERPAUL

Posted: Thu May 12, 2011 3:59 pm
by AFRO
The Black Prince wrote:
AFRO wrote:Wasn't you defending the man the other day? :lol:
Lissen me!

I pride myself in being a very blunt, honest and straightforward man.

Shiv looked solid making his first 20 runs!

He then got himself into a stupid rut----poking and chooking like a big dunce after tea.

SHIV NEVER MAKES RUNS WHEN HE POKES AND CHOOKS.

If he continues with his poking and chooking silliness I say drop his ass in tests also.

Give room for a proven failure like your bwoy Marlon Samuels in the team.


Right now tailender Ravi Rampaul batting positively----Shiv caould learn a thing or two from Ravo regarding batting positively.
HE WAS DOING THE SAME THING IN THE SL TESTS!!.. i knew the man was a shadow on his former self but you along with the other Shiv groupies started to bawl about it!!.. when is Shiv finally gonna prove me wrong? i've been waiting for a while now.

Re: STICK A FORK IN CHANDERPAUL

Posted: Thu May 12, 2011 4:06 pm
by The Black Prince
AFRO wrote:
The Black Prince wrote:
AFRO wrote:Wasn't you defending the man the other day? :lol:

HE WAS DOING THE SAME THING IN THE SL TESTS!!.. i knew the man was a shadow on his former self but you along with the other Shiv groupies started bawl about it!!.. when is Shiv finally gonna prove me wrong? i've been waiting for a while now.
Bet Shiv had you nervous after he scored his first 20 runs. The man had 4 boundaries in that 20 and was middling the ball nicely.

Then nash and baugh got out and Shiv stupidly went into his favorites shell.

The way Shiv batting these days he will never prove you wrong.

I prefer to see proven failures like Smith and the West Indies team than see Shiv poking and chooking like he did post tea today.

Re: STICK A FORK IN CHANDERPAUL

Posted: Thu May 12, 2011 4:18 pm
by The Black Prince
#11 DEVINDRA BISHOO BATTING MORE POSITIVELY THAN SHIV POST TEA

Bishoo 10* in 11 balls with one 4

Re: STICK A FORK IN CHANDERPAUL

Posted: Thu May 12, 2011 4:37 pm
by AFRO
The Black Prince wrote: Bet Shiv had you nervous after he scored his first 20 runs. The man had 4 boundaries in that 20 and was middling the ball nicely.

Then nash and baugh got out and Shiv stupidly went into his favorites shell.

The way Shiv batting these days he will never prove you wrong.

I prefer to see proven failures like Smith and the West Indies team than see Shiv poking and chooking like he did post tea today.
Who the hell is calling for Smith though? :roll: for your information I WAS BEGGING FOR THEM TO PICK BRATHWAITE!!.. because that kid can play spin bowling and it's time to give him some experience now, if Gibbo and dem ever pick Smith again then something corrupt is going on, because he clearly isn't good enough, also Samuels could also come into the middle order!!..i think he's earned his chance now.

Re: STICK A FORK IN CHOOKA-PAUL

Posted: Thu May 12, 2011 4:44 pm
by BallOil
Shiv last real match was in the WC and WI forget about him. You can't have an idle Shiv and expect him to jump start just suh :)

Re: STICK A FORK IN CHANDERPAUL

Posted: Thu May 12, 2011 4:46 pm
by The Black Prince
AFRO wrote:
Who the hell is calling for Smith though? :roll: for your information I WAS BEGGING FOR THEM TO PICK BRATHWAITE!!.. because that kid can play spin bowling and it's time to give him some experience now, if Gibbo and dem ever pick him again then something corrupt is going on, because he clearly isn't good enough, also Samuels could also come into the middle order!!..i think he's earned his chance now.
You'll get your wish in the 2nd test---Devon Shyt will be discarded---young Braithwaite may get a chance.




RE: MARLON SAMUELS

What do you mean Marlon has earned his chance ?

What chance are you talking about Afro ?

DID YOU SEE MARLON IN THE ONEDAYERS ?

He shit his pants against the Paki spinners.

Here are Samuels scores again in the onedayers against Pakistan:
Samuels: 2, 29, 18, 8*
Samuels failed big time----and like I said he shit his pants against the Paki bowlers.


And dont forget afro----in tests, Marlon has played in 29 tests and has a piss poor average of 28.53

Marlon Samuels is a SHYT-A-MANKAR.


I see you are a man who adores MEDIOCRITY afro. :D