Feed the monkey
Posted: Thu Oct 17, 2013 4:15 am
England football coach, Roy Hodgson is at the centre of a race storm after telling England right back Chris Smalling, a player of mixed heritage, to " feed the Monkey " in reference to Andros Townsend, during half time of Wednesday nights World Cup qualifier against Poland.
Both Hodgson and the Football Association have since issued public apologies but the story has gone on to feature prominently in both sports and news sections of today's national press.
In his efforts to get the ball to Andros Townsend, another player a mixed heritage, it's been reported Hodgson told a "joke" involving a Monkey being fed, the objective of which was for Smalling to give Townsend the ball at every chance.
It's also been confirmed that more than one player in the dressing room took offence to the joke but they remain anonymous at this time.
The joke he told.
“NASA decided they’d finally send a man up in a capsule after sending only monkeys in the earlier missions,” the joke goes.
“They fire the man and the monkey into space.
“The intercom crackles, 'Monkey, fire the retros.'
“A little later, 'Monkey, check the solid fuel supply.'
“Later still, “Monkey, check the life support systems for the man.'
“The astronaut takes umbrage and radio's NASA, 'When do I get to do something?'
“NASA replies, 'In 15 minutes - feed the monkey.'”
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Andros Townsend has, this morning, come to Hodgson's defense and insists no harm was meant and he was not offended.
Both Hodgson and the Football Association have since issued public apologies but the story has gone on to feature prominently in both sports and news sections of today's national press.
In his efforts to get the ball to Andros Townsend, another player a mixed heritage, it's been reported Hodgson told a "joke" involving a Monkey being fed, the objective of which was for Smalling to give Townsend the ball at every chance.
It's also been confirmed that more than one player in the dressing room took offence to the joke but they remain anonymous at this time.
The joke he told.
“NASA decided they’d finally send a man up in a capsule after sending only monkeys in the earlier missions,” the joke goes.
“They fire the man and the monkey into space.
“The intercom crackles, 'Monkey, fire the retros.'
“A little later, 'Monkey, check the solid fuel supply.'
“Later still, “Monkey, check the life support systems for the man.'
“The astronaut takes umbrage and radio's NASA, 'When do I get to do something?'
“NASA replies, 'In 15 minutes - feed the monkey.'”
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Andros Townsend has, this morning, come to Hodgson's defense and insists no harm was meant and he was not offended.