West Indies Cricket Fans

with the West Indies new and improved health craze attitude, selecting a fitter DEVON SMITH(24.83) BEFORE RONNIE SARWAN(41.73) for a contract.

Now that the Woundies are putting a PRIORITY on FITNESS rather than PRODUCTION (see averages above) ...

Here are a few options for Sars .... feel free to add to the list..

1. Skip the SL tour for starters
2. Work on his fitness if there is actually a fitness problem
3. Tek a sabbatical
4. Get married and mek some kids or just mek some kids (LOL)
5. Get a couple years county contract
6. work on his T20 batting and only play for big money such as IPL,etc (like Pollard)
7. Retire from International Cricket

If Sarwan wants a WICB contract...and doesn't mind stooping to the board's level... Here are a few options for Ronnie...

Perm yuh hair....
move to St Lucia or the dots
Kiss WICB Arse...like the rest ( watch and learn)

moving to the dots will help but allyuh mus' give up on the hair question. dem fellers an dem love allyuh hair.

allyuh seeing the ting back tuh front. deh fraid allyuh tek over and diss dem!

if deh cud be sure allyuh wun' do dat, allyuh have dem by the balls

people in power usually abuse it especially in third world environment so there you have it..